Radar looked as if rain may plow through around 5:30ish so I drove to New Albany and what did I find but the greatest ride leader in the history of COP, sleeping in the back seat of his van but nevertheless, at the parking lot as it was poring. WHAT AN INSPIRATION IS THIS DUDE!!!! Unfortunately, while the rain did clear around 5:40, we decided not to ride and no one else showed.
So, let's move on to more important matters....who most obviously is wearing a rug among the Thursday New Albany clan. First, some really bad rug jobs that are close to mystery cyclist #1.
Another somewhat obvious bad wig job.
Maybe the 2nd most obvious of all time, Phil Spectre with and without a variety of wigs.
Here he is, what I suspect to be the wearer of a wig. Think about it, he is in his early 50's and he still has a full head of hair. How rare is that? Then, note no silver or grey streaks. How likely is that for an old guy? Dennis the Style Queen wears A WIG!!!!! I will pay cash to anyone who walks up and yanks on the rug to prove my assertion.