From Kenda Janet comes this bad news:
STOLEN 2013 Masi Evoluzione Carbon Bike with Reynolds Wheels/56 cm
Please HELP us find this bike. It was stolen from our garage in the Powell/Dublin area at 6:30 am ET this morning, 5/15/14.
Email at firstname.lastname@example.org.
Obviously, the thief has no idea that he has purloined a bike so identifiable that it is too hot to move through normal channels. Kind of like stealing Ruth's 714 home run bat or Nicklaus' 6th green jacket or even the original Mona Lisa. I suspect the bike will be found. Keep your eyes and ears open.