Kevin's Defense or, he doth protest too much

Kevin H posted the below reply to the Saturday Roving Ride Story, in which I implied certain things based on the evidence at hand.  After reading Kevin's "story" I began thinking and began to doubt the authenticity of his story.  Here's why-- First, there is no way Kevin could fold his frame enough to sit in Tuna's car.  Maybe draped over the front and back seat but otherwise, I think not.  Second, all that walking, from Randy's truck to the dougout to talk to some fictious person, then back to Cindy's car, during a monsoon is highly unlikely and if so, I'm sure Tuna would have complained about a wet seat. Therefore, I have serious doubts about Kevin's story and now believe more strongly than ever what I thought that Saturday as I watched the windows fog and the truck bouncing. Just an opinion.

Being that my great great great great great Uncle was George Washington, I neither can tell a lie. After we had decided to wait out the rain and delay the start until 9:00am. We each, as already indicated, retreated to our vehicles. I can’t comment on the offer made to Mark by Randy as I try and not get involved in such soap-opera’s that happen continually within the group. However, as the rain and lighting started I noticed that “Rainman” was looking for a place to take cover. So I left the protection of Randy’s truck and went to see if I could offer support. He stated that he would be alright and thanked me for the offer, he also stated that I was not from Licking County because no one had ever been as kind to him as I had shown kindness (not sure what was meant by that). As I turned to head back to Randy’s truck I too noticed that the door was closed and locked likewise the windows were fogged up, so I missed the tangled arms and legs that Mark described. Any way I noticed that Cindy’s car door was open and she was no where to be found (she must have had to go to the restroom and decided to wait out the storm there), so I jumped in her car until the storm had passed. The next thing I remember was seeing everyone getting their bikes ready for the ride. So as to the activity from within Randy’s cab I guess will always be a mystery.