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Huge Turnout for New Albany

6/4/2009

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Mark V, before the start of the ride, is in his van, naked, changing into cycling clothes.  Unfortunately, I was too slow to grab my camera and I missed Cindy with her face pressed against the glass, watching.


Cool sunny weather brought them out in droves to New Albany.  Recently, a reader of this blog said, "Yeah but only strong riders show up for those rides" but these COP sponsored rides from New Albany and Canal Winchester attract A. B and C rated riders so there is a speed for anyone reading this (including you Belinda).

I counted anywhere from 48-52 cyclists, including of course George.  I coasted up to his car while he was preparing his bike and he approached me with a serious look on his face and shaking his head.  "Man, I've been thinking hard about what you need to do to keep up with me but I can't think of anything." Ho, ho, ho.  At least that was somewhat original.  Others showing up were Super Dave, Franz, Greg Hall, Flying Tuna, Kenda Dave, Mark V, Mario, Todd Lee, Paul Stock, Jamie (Group Killer), Justin of Jeni's Racing, 2 Walker guys, Chad, Mick, some super muscular dude that must weigh 200 pounds but can kill on the flats, Jeff S, Farmer Mike and other racing types, INCLUDING Jon the Dentist, making a rare appearance.  I can't ignore the obvious, Jon's appearance ratcheted up the interest level for you know who and I suspect changed GK's strategy for the evening.  Earlier, Jamie had said there were too many strong riders for him to pull all the time so he was going to mellow out.  The total leaving the lot with the A group was 22. 

Immediately, Jamie rode to the front and dropped the hammer during the warm-up phase but something extraordinary happened, nobody chose to pursue.  In a typically high testosterone group ride, that sort of provocation is never ignored but everyone simultaneously decided to do the warm-up instead.  Eventually we regrouped and as a statement Jamie would pull, slide to the left but not enter the draft, instead ride alongside whoever had moved up in the line and when that person tired, Jamie slid back into the lead.  My thought is before Group Killer reduces his ride time to focus on distance running, he wanted to make a statement and boy, did he.  Anyway, we made it to Alexandria with still a fairly large group and turned
left on Mounts, where there is a lot of climbing all the way out to Hardscrabble. 

These ride reports are about the cyclists that struggle, sweat, push themselves beyond the brink of exhaustion, do strange things under the pressure of keeping up and say funny things driven by exhaustion (gosh I love the environment so) but I strive to never make them about me, choosing instead to self deprecate about how I am barely hanging on and how lucky I am to make it back alive.  Please allow me this one time only the following:  by the time GK reached Hardscrabble, I was the only one on his wheel and that was a great feeling. 


The rest of the route was the usual mix of rolling hills along Concord, down Caswell, out Green Chapel, you know the drill.  We arrived back at the lot with 10 people and a 22.7 mph average.  It sounds as if many will be at Pastor Mark's church for the HOOT ride on Saturday and there are a few who will do the time trial on Sunday too. George arrived in the parking lot complaining about his rear wheel rubbing, which caused him to stop in Alexandria.  Greg Hall revealed that in preparation for a final weigh-in contest the following morning, he had not eaten all day and spent the ride bonking.  The Flying Tuna had something really super duper fantastic happen but she said I could not use it in the ride report.  However, knowing Cindy, she'll manage to tell everyone before the start of HOOT.  Whatever happened to Dennis? Also, Recumbent Dude, where were you on this glorious weather evening?  Lastly, Farmer Mike is 67 and a hard core mountain biker who also rides a road bike sometimes.  Last weekend he competed in the 50 and over division of a 60+ mile race with lots of climbing and out of 50 riders, finished 8th.

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Who else but Retro George, my arch nemisis but a really good guy.  Yes, he looks old and he probably does not know how old he is but he's at least 60 and incredibly strong.  He can ride for a very long time on flat to rolling terrain at 25+mph but gearing creates a small problem on the steep hills.

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Another who else, Group Killer, meditating and mentally preparing to destroy us.  A little over a year ago he weighed 271 and now is at 178 and unhappy that he is not 125.  In the 14 months he lost close to 100 pounds I lost, well, 0 pounds. Jamie decided to pursue some goofy 1/2 marathon goals which will deprive him of cycling time so instead of destroying us, he will merely be able to hurt us a lot.


3 Comments
Cindy the flying tuna
6/4/2009 11:08:40 pm

It's only because so many have emailed me that I may as well announce that for the first time ever, I averaged 20mph for a ride. Yes, I am one Flying Tuna!!!!!

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Belinda
6/4/2009 11:13:41 pm

20mph??? Is dat the best you can do? On the bike path here in Knox County Im doin 12mph on my big ole steal hybrid with knobby tires. Put me on a reel rode bike and watch out!

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Marquis de Sade
6/6/2009 02:29:11 am

It was funny seeing you (Mark) pull 20 riders down Jersey Mill knowing you were undergeared for the job.

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