Finally, after showing steadfast loyalty, dedication to the mission, support of the unsupportable, defending the indefensible, righting the wrongs, engaging the dumb, helping the unhelpable, today I was granted the first step toward membership with the Columbus Kenda Chapter. I am working through a probationary period during which I am a "Prospect" and if things go well, I will be given full membership into the Kenda Chapter. It is premature to speculate but if I become a member, I will go out and buy a shiny pair of white shoes to go with my red/white racing kit. During my tenure as a Prospect, I must gladly wear the official Prospect T-shirt. You will see me wear this at every pre-ride until I am either granted full membership or, worst case, rejected for behavior unbecoming a Kenda member. Please support me as I work through the process.
Mark is a long-time cyclist who enjoys poking fun at himself but most especially at his friends. No nicknames or comments are intended to offend, accept them in the humor they are intended.