Demystifying Dirty Dan

Dan R, better and more accurately known as "Dirty Dan" or "DD" is concerned that too many of you think the word "Dirty" is because he roams the parking lot, shooting sideways glances.....

..... into the cars of women and men who are changing their clothes. While it would not surprise me to discover that in fact Dan does engage in this behavior, I want to set the record straight.  To assist me and gain more information about Dan, I visited Google but discovered that on the first page, searching his name, there were several references to this blog so famous he is not.  
Dan is a good person off the bike and travels the far east (eastern US not the other Far East) advising government agencies how they can pay 3 times more then they need for health care.  OK, I made that up and that is a cheap shot.  Dan has traveled, advising various groups about their health care options.  However, now he hired a drone who does that for him and Dan will be spending a lot more time on the bike this year so that is not good for some of us.
Dan usually dresses in an all black kit riding an all black bike. Mostly he earned the nickname, "Dirty Dan" by engaging in on bike activities that do something less then endear him to.....me!  Otherwise, he is a beloved figure of the peloton so understand the distinction between being a pervet (which he likely is not) and unprofessional behavior toward me (of which he is guilty). There, sooooooo......