I love you guys. Be creative now!
Has anybody seen a bard for sale around here?
Correction: Has anybody seen a barn for sale around here?
This is what I heard in the parking lot from Amanda....."What, Cali Mark wont be here tonite? As I suspected, he's apparently afraid of me. I meant to pulverize and humiliate him on tonite's ride with my newly found cycling form. Darn, I new he was a spoiled rotten, hill/pull shirking, wus, but this is a new low foe even him to skulk away to Cali to avoid me....."
I'm as fast as these glasses are purdy!
I study nuclear scienceI love my classesI got a crazy teacher, he wears dark glassesThings are going great, and they're only getting betterI'm doing all right, getting good gradesThe future's so bright, I gotta wear shades, I gotta wear shades I've got a job waiting for my graduationFifty thou a year -- buys a lot of beerThings are going great, and they're only getting betterI'm doing all right, getting good gradesThe future's so bright, I gotta wear shades I gotta wear shades Well I'm heavenly blessed and worldly wiseI'm a peeping-tom techie with x-ray eyesThings are going great, and they're only getting betterI'm doing all right, getting good gradesThe future's so bright, I gotta wear shades I gotta wear shades (instrumental break)I study nuclear scienceI love my classesI got a crazy teacher, he wears dark glassesThings are going great, and they're only getting betterI'm doing all right, getting good gradesThe future's so bright, I gotta wear shadesI gotta wear shadesI gotta wear shadesI gotta wear shades
For Sale, cheap.
Hey, you are not allowed to post under my name! Normally I would remove but the comment is so funny, it is good for others to see.
Did you say broad side of a barn, or barn side of a broad?
Rather than go into the entire detail of every single time I've seen it, yes, I saw "the fast panda" using drugs.
"Wait...RAGBRAI is over? Really?"
Floyd sucks at life...also to CAAD9, RAGBRAI is never really over. We just count down the days til the next one. It's a RAGBRAI thing...you wouldn't understand :)Great ride tonight, was too tired to keep up with the Bs. 33 miles. A brake pad falling off my bike before the ride didn't help either!!
I'm tired of Da Boss' raggin on me. Hence forth, Da Boss is now "Da Employee"!!!!! Take that big boy.
I have been on RAGBRAI, so yes I understand. :)
Take it like a man. Get over it. Get on your bike. Apparently you need the practice.....
Omg aliens do exist!
Mark is a long-time cyclist who enjoys poking fun at himself but most especially at his friends. No nicknames or comments are intended to offend, accept them in the humor they are intended.
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