BREAKING NEWS 4:00PM; SUNDAY; JULY 4TH!!!!!!
Amanda Orr, who once nick named herself "Hot Mama" (thus violating unwritten nicknaming rules about self nicknaming) and also tried nicknaming herself "Fast Panda" (I later changed it to "Fat Panda" as punishment for self nicknaming and really torqued her off) has made a MAJOR change in her life. Old boyfriend has been kicked out!!! Eschewing future millions by possibly marrying a doctor, Amanda instead chose to put her pole back in the pond and is again seeking a mate. Here are the qualifying items:
1. The man must be a person of means. This attractive and personable woman has gone the poor boyfriend route too many times.
2. Age is not important as long as the prospect meets point #1.
3. Man must understand that Amanda's love of bike will always trump love for the man, whoever he is.
4. Man must understand that Amanda's love for cycling will always pre-empt love of spending quality time together.
If you think you qualify, you can post your prospects here for review for group enjoyment or contact Amanda directly. GOOD LUCK!!
Lastly, another breaking news announcement is forthcoming later today. I am checking with multiple sources to confirm.
A sometimes Fan
7/4/2010 09:57:34 am
You really need to stick to ride reports and not others' personal business....
7/4/2010 10:36:45 am
That would be a fair comment except I asked and received permission from Amanada before posting this.
7/4/2010 02:59:56 pm
That he did, and I must say Mark you know me well!! I love the list to qualify! Dying to hear your other breaking news...!
7/5/2010 01:35:39 am
Is that guy in the background resting on his bike's top tube? Ouch!
7/5/2010 02:30:00 am
Good to know that even you have your limits! Glad this was pre-approved.
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