BREAKING NEWS!!!!!

BREAKING NEWS 4:00PM; SUNDAY; JULY 4TH!!!!!!
Amanda Orr, who once nick named herself "Hot Mama" (thus violating unwritten nicknaming rules about self nicknaming) and also tried nicknaming herself "Fast Panda" (I later changed it to "Fat Panda" as punishment for self nicknaming and really torqued her off) has made a MAJOR change in her life.  Old boyfriend has been kicked out!!!  Eschewing future millions by possibly marrying a doctor, Amanda instead chose to put her pole back in the pond and is again seeking a mate.  Here are the qualifying items:
1. The man must be a person of means.  This attractive and personable woman has gone the poor boyfriend route too many times.
2. Age is not important as long as the prospect meets point #1.
3. Man must understand that Amanda's love of bike will always trump love for the man, whoever he is.
4. Man must understand that Amanda's love for cycling will always pre-empt love of spending quality time together.
If you think you qualify, you can post your prospects here for review for group enjoyment or contact Amanda directly. GOOD LUCK!!
Lastly, another breaking news announcement is forthcoming later today.  I am checking with multiple sources to confirm.

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