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A Very Cold Ride

3/4/2013

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What a stretch of  crummy days for outdoor activities.  I rode the Blue Jay route on Monday and found the roads to be in good shape for the official BJ ride in June.  Noted that at mile 36 I had 3600' of climbing but it slacks off a bit thereafter.  Then, rain or snow Tuesday through Friday, with things looking so bleak for cycling that I dragged the trainer out for the first time in 3 years and used it  for an hour.  By comparison, this makes running on a treadmill seem exciting.  Awoke Saturday to find still more snow falling and after consulting with Dan R, the  official ride leader, decided to postpone the ride to Sunday.  A couple of guys did not get the word and so Ricky G and Scott the UPS driver rode alone out of  Cyclist Connection. 
  
This brings us to Sunday.  Few are capable of leading a ride and fewer still are ever given the honor of doing so.  While Steve O and I were discussing on Friday where we should ride, the time, the winds, the route, etc... we decided to give Dan Resetar the opportunity to make these weighty decisions.  Dan's been riding with us for about a year and in that time observed some of the greats lead rides so it seemed like a good time to give him a chance to show us what he has learned and maybe move him into the ranks of the elite, ORLs (Official Ride Leaders).  Alas,  Dan was overwhelmed by the responsibility and only my good nature will prevent  me from enumerating all the miscues, mistakes, blunders, faux pas, errors,  missteps, oversights, screw-ups and oopsies that my good friend committed.  During the ride, I consulted with Mark V and Steve O and we decided another 5-10  years of seasoning will be needed for Dan.
  
We shoved off, bundled to the max to ward off the 27 degrees and kind of strong winds out of the northwest.  We exited Canal and eventually got onto Sitterly, headed south. Early on, it appeared Mark V was struggling a little and evidence emerged that he was getting cross-eyed from the effort when he not only mistook a stop sign for another cyclist, but also began speculating what would make this person ride  on a day like this, despite the fact he was riding on a day like this and ought to know.  Upon reaching the intersection and discovering the cyclist  was a stop sign, Mark said, "The red had me confused."  I made a mental note to  keep an eye on Mark for the remainder of the ride.  Later, as we traveled through the stark landscape of greys and browns, Mark commented how lucky we were to be riding in Ohio through all this great scenery.  I made a mental note that he needs mental assistance and long term care.
  
We went left on Alspach, got over to Sand Hill/Rock Mill, went left on Wilson and rode that all  the way to #22 and then Hamburg.  The plan was to go up Christmas Rock, down Revenge and into Amanda. Mark decided to stay on Hamburg all the way to Amanda,  avoiding the hilly loop.  Not wanting Mark to ride alone where a mechanical  could doom him, I decided to ride alongside.  Sure, the ride leader should have been part of this decision making process but he was already coasting down Revenge, screaming, "Screw him, make him work for it!"  The 5 miles along  Hamburg to Amanda was into the wind and snow and gave us
perspective on what the  post Amanda stop would be like for the remaining 17 miles.  Ugh.
  
Towards the end of  our hot drinks, standing inside the Amanda market, Steve and Dan arrived.  We  shoved off together, via Sand Hill.  Cold?  Yes, it was cold.  The character of  our group was called into question with murmurs of, "I don't know if I can make  it." and "Let's stop at one of these houses with a van and ask for a ride into  Canal." and "I can't feel my face anymore."  Sad but true.  We got onto Amanda  Northern and it was suggested we stop at Mark Clingan's house but no one wanted  to go east since afterwards we'd have to ride back west into the winds.  Eventually we got onto Cedar Hill Road and one member of our group was so out of  his mind, he pointed out an old Chestnut tree where years ago he had lost his  virginity.  I asked if he remembered what the guy's name was, demonstrating that  I still had my wits about me.  We glaciated into Lithopolis, and moved slower still on to Canal, where we quickly threw our bikes into our vehicles.  Finished  with 47 miles and 2000' of climbing while Steve and Dan finished with 55 miles.  As I was pulling out, Dan knocked on my door and perhaps realizing he had blown his big opportunity, pleaded with me to take it easy on him in this report.  I of course did.
7 Comments
Dan a.k.a. "The Rookie"
3/4/2013 01:20:48 am

I aspire to be among the elite of ride leaders just like my idol Mark Wilson! Therefore, in the spirit of self improvement, I will dedicate this season to learning the skill that only few possess. With your permission Mark, by season’s end, I plan on drafting a manuscript to be posted on this blog entitled, “Everything I Know About Being a Ride Leader I Learned from Mark Wilson”. Don’t worry though; it probably won’t take up much space...perhaps COP will even want to use it as part of their official ride leader training material.

Chapter One...The man they call Houdini….

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Mark
3/4/2013 03:48:12 am

Mocking me is not a good idea. I have gallons and gallons of ink at my disposal and a forum in which to use it. I'd hate for the white-hot gaze of the blog to turn its attention to you. I see a "Who is Dan Resetar" story germinating.....

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Corvair
3/4/2013 05:34:43 am

haha. I thought the Rookie post was Mark W's post!

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another rookie mistake
3/4/2013 07:44:30 am

Should read - Chapter 1... The one they call Houdini...

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Reading Primer
3/4/2013 07:39:47 pm

Mark your blog is great, but being a new reader (to the blog, not the skill) I would love to see some pics w/ names so I can put a face with the names - Steve O, Big tuna, etc. ...just sayin'...

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A name is born
3/4/2013 11:40:14 pm

Wow, Big Tuna. That may just stick

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CIndy
3/5/2013 03:06:07 am

WHAT!!!! Big Tuna, that was not necessary, true maybe, but not necessary. As for the tirade on Dan; welcome to Blog World, Dan. The more new people MW finds to blast, the less the regulars will have to take it. Thinking that your manuscript would definately become a short story, for obvious reasons.

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