1. Barging Into the Draft Line Wherever You Damn Well Please.
2. Riding In the Narrow Strip of Junk to the Right of Asphalt & Left of Grass.
3. Peloton Slowing Techniques
a. "Neutral Zone"
b. ""Is that a Flat"
c. "I Dropped My Water Bottle"
d. "Julia (substitute your significant other) is Calling"
4. Folding your Body Around the Bike Frame.
Todd said note and picture taking are allowed and he will be happy to sign his autograph.