I hit so many balls today my hands are bleeding from the effort. However, that is not the problem. The problem appears in the image. I used to smirk when watching hackers try to hit a golf ball but now I am the hacker and I ain't smirkin no more. Seems I have developed a snap slice, which is when the ball leaves the club face and immediately dives to the right. This is not an easy shot to hit on purpose but I have developed the habit, somehow. Friday will be a long day but I am trying to remember some of the funny comments from a near life time of playing golf so at least I can be tomorrow's funny man. Here's a classic, after a guy hits a putt and the ball falls short of the hole you say, "Does your girl friend play too honey?" or this favorite, "The last time I saw a face like that it had a fish hook in it." or, "You play army golf....left, right, left, right." I'll be drinking my first beer riding down the first fairway.
Mark is a long-time cyclist who enjoys poking fun at himself but most especially at his friends. No nicknames or comments are intended to offend, accept them in the humor they are intended.